What timing

Alright you two! Yeah, mom and dad. Listen up here. Why am I being born in the middle of winter, seriously?? It’s going to be cold and it’s not like I am coming out fully clothed here either. Well, at least I won’t be born in a manger, but really? Maybe you guys could have planned a little better here. I mean, why not born somewhere warm, like the beach. No, not on the beach, too much sand, chaffing, stuff like that. But somewhere close to the beach. I hear Hawaii is nice, Figi, somewhere in the Caribbean. At least the room better be warm when I arrive, 75 degrees and up is good with me.

Ok, I know it sounds like I am complaining a bit here. I just like throwing stuff out there. Being born in winter won’t be that bad actually. Hey, I have been cooking for eight months here, might not hurt to cool off a bit. Plus, I am going to be a snowboarder for sure, got to get used to it sometime right. And yes, a snowboarder, not a skier. Well, I might ski if I don’t feel like challenging myself or just want something easy to do! Haha, all of you skiers are getting cranky. Hey, snowboarders have style man, plus the ladies love the snowboarders. Ok, don’t freak mom, I am not looking to date yet, just stating the facts. So dad, we will talk boards sometime soon. I have some ideas on what I’m looking for. Thinking rocker! Keep ya posted though.

So yeah, winter might not be bad. I am just going to need a warm outfit. Something cool looking, it’s my first outfit EVER. I have to look sharp! Yeah, we can make this work…alright!

Speaking of snow, man I have been checking weather reports and the snow is just not as plentiful as it should be. Of course as I say this we will probably get a blizzard the day I am born. See mom, I told you dad is not crazy when he wants a lifted monster truck with big tires and lights and loud exhaust and flames shooting out the back...ok maybe not the flames, but see. That would get through anyhing. I know you will want to get to the hospital. That's where the epideral is. Yup, and I know you want one, jeez you would probably take one now if you could. haha. Anyways a blizzard is fine, just IN the mountains. My dad is going to need to get some good days in before I am born. I have a feeling mom is not going to want to him gone too much after I am born.
Alright, getting tired here. I think it's about time for a......zzzzzz