My home...so far

So, people are wondering what it's like in my current room. It's not that bad actually. Temperature is pretty constant, cozy, and I get rocked a lot...nice. Although the view isn't that great, don't have any windows or anything. But, I do have this constant state of hot yoga going on, its great, don’t get me wrong, I am a limber dude. Oh yes, I am a boy. I can see it. Don’t say I hope it’s a boy, I hope the nurse saw it right. That’s insulting, you’ll see. Woah, hold on! What’s this? Oh yeah…jeez, it’s my knee. Yup, right in the face. Awesome, I love my knee. Well, I think it’s my knee, can’t really see in here that great. Kinda dark! Would it kill you guys to turn a light on. I have eyes and they work. I know, last time you shined a light in here I gave you the bird. Well, you caught me off guard. I was contemplating nursery colors, outfits, turbos vs. superchargers, stuff like that. A guy needs time to think. Speaking of thinking. I was thinking I might need a bigger room. Yeah, I know I am small, but I need room for stuff. I just have been so cramped for so long, I am going to need to stretch out ya know. I mean this room is not bad. It’s cozy and quaint. Plus I am always hanging out with mom too.

Oh yeah, and another thing. Really, why am I upside down. You know what that does to my peripheral circulation, none the less my complexion. Great…red in the face…again. I was thinking maybe you stand on your head a bit so I can feel my legs again. Think about it, just running ideas. I have lots of them. Hey hey, what is this. Woah freakin out. Hey hand how are you? Where do these things come from. I’m telling you, something new everyday. Speaking of new, how’s my kicks lately there mom? I have been practicing…a lot!!!