New Years

Well, this is going to be short. It is New Years and I have a lot going on. Today was a good day, went to the doctor with mom. I am healthy and doing great. Dad went the the 2nd Annual Laelapalooza. He said he had a BLAST. For those of you not in the know, Laelapalooza is like the last cool day of the year. My buddy Lael's birthday is today. So they celebrate by going snowboarding. Pretty RAD huh! Yeah, I said rad, I have a vocabulary. So, the day seems to have been great all round and the night is not over yet. So Happy New Year everybody and be safe tonight.

Love,
BBW

What timing

Alright you two! Yeah, mom and dad. Listen up here. Why am I being born in the middle of winter, seriously?? It’s going to be cold and it’s not like I am coming out fully clothed here either. Well, at least I won’t be born in a manger, but really? Maybe you guys could have planned a little better here. I mean, why not born somewhere warm, like the beach. No, not on the beach, too much sand, chaffing, stuff like that. But somewhere close to the beach. I hear Hawaii is nice, Figi, somewhere in the Caribbean. At least the room better be warm when I arrive, 75 degrees and up is good with me.

Ok, I know it sounds like I am complaining a bit here. I just like throwing stuff out there. Being born in winter won’t be that bad actually. Hey, I have been cooking for eight months here, might not hurt to cool off a bit. Plus, I am going to be a snowboarder for sure, got to get used to it sometime right. And yes, a snowboarder, not a skier. Well, I might ski if I don’t feel like challenging myself or just want something easy to do! Haha, all of you skiers are getting cranky. Hey, snowboarders have style man, plus the ladies love the snowboarders. Ok, don’t freak mom, I am not looking to date yet, just stating the facts. So dad, we will talk boards sometime soon. I have some ideas on what I’m looking for. Thinking rocker! Keep ya posted though.

So yeah, winter might not be bad. I am just going to need a warm outfit. Something cool looking, it’s my first outfit EVER. I have to look sharp! Yeah, we can make this work…alright!

Speaking of snow, man I have been checking weather reports and the snow is just not as plentiful as it should be. Of course as I say this we will probably get a blizzard the day I am born. See mom, I told you dad is not crazy when he wants a lifted monster truck with big tires and lights and loud exhaust and flames shooting out the back...ok maybe not the flames, but see. That would get through anyhing. I know you will want to get to the hospital. That's where the epideral is. Yup, and I know you want one, jeez you would probably take one now if you could. haha. Anyways a blizzard is fine, just IN the mountains. My dad is going to need to get some good days in before I am born. I have a feeling mom is not going to want to him gone too much after I am born.
Alright, getting tired here. I think it's about time for a......zzzzzz

My Room

Hey, my room is done! Yeah yeah yeah, I know I've said it has been done for awhile. But like it's really done. Chair rail is built and up, changing table, little dresser is built and painted, CD player, yup...looking good. Might add a few things here and there. Maybe a stencil, some stuffed animals, stuff like that. Dad built the changing table last night, man lot of work. It looks awesome. It's stuffed with diapers, wipes, all the essentials. All of my cool outfits are put away and hung up. Of course my Gator sweats, top, hoodie, booties,socks, hat, and Tebow jersey are clean and ready to go when I arrive. OK, I don't have the jersey yet, but the rest is legit. I'm telling you, all they have to do is pull some plastic off, open a couple things, and set up the cappuccino maker and we are set. Yes, cappuccino maker. Why not, I will share with them. Oh man, gotta have coffee. Gonna be cool. Plus, you know, I might be up a lot during the night. Kids gotta eat right! OK, well discuss the cappuccino maker. Personally, it was a gift to you, but we'll see. :-)

So, Dad...I was thinking. How about you build some book shelves in the closet for me. I am getting a lot of stuff and need to stay organized. Don't worry I will have some schematics drawn up for you soon. Keep ya posted. Almost forgot, I need some Red Sox shwag. Don't have anything yet. Maybe a little jersey, poster, pillow...something. So, get on that too Dad. You have still have some time until baseball season starts. I have to represent my team.

Alright guys, I'm out. Woah, not literally...didn't mean to scare anybody. I meant, time to go. Peace.

BBW

New Pic

Hey guys, did you see my new picture? Nice huh. Talk about cool, I sent that puppy from my Blackberry, IN THE WOMB! Wow, it amazes me too, every time. It took a couple trys to get it right. I had to hold the phone to my side and snap a profile pic. Then I sent it to my buddies Greg and Lael and BOOM, magic, it's there. Thanks guys. I'm telling you, it's nice to have contacts on the outside. Ha, sounds like I am in jail. "contacts on the outside" Nah, this isn't jail, it's more like...the oven. Oh hold on a sec. C'mon mom, move to your left, keep going, stop. Perfect, sorry guys, I was losing reception for a sec. Can you believe it, four bars...in here none the less. That's service.

So, now that you guys have seen me...what do ya think? Pretty handsome huh, yup I know. Nice hand too huh. Tell me about it, I love my hand, grew it myself. Five fingers and pretty good ones too. It takes a lot to type and text like I do. But yeah, I'm growing all kinds of stuff. Hands, feet, eyes, nose, ears, lungs, the whole lot. Amazing, completely organic too. Well, I guess you could say it's miracle grow! You know, me, miracle...and i'm growing... you get the picture. Haha, ok, had to throw a joke in. Oh yeah, and i'm not orange by the way. I know what your saying grandpa. "That's my boy, he's going to be orange and blue, what a gator fan". No no, it's just the ultrasound. Sheesh! Wouldn't want to be orange, maybe bronze-ish, not orange. It's ok, I can work on my tan later. Well, not much else going on at the moment. It's about mom's lunch time here, so looking forward to that. Have a yoga thing later, couple naps, catch a late sportscenter, bout it guys. Talk later.

Love,
BBW-Baby Boy Wilt

Christmas

So, it's Christmas huh. Doesn't really feel like Christmas in here. For one thing, it's hot in here! Thought we livd in Colorado, not Florida. Also, I didn't get to open any presents either. Well, I did get a bunch of stuff. A cool new outfit from my aunt, sweeeeet. I got some cd's and books, but...I DIDN'T GET TO OPEN ANYTHING. I guess it's not my first Christmas, technically. So, I will wait until next year, then maybe I get to open some stuff. I know I will have a bunch of toys because my pops is just a big kid himself. Hopefully he will share.

Well, if I don't say so myself, they are getting the best gift anyways...ME! Yeah, it will be a late Christmas gift, but that's ok. I am sure there will be snow and maybe it will feel like Christmas. Oh yeah, and the food today was amazing. French toast this morning that marinated all night...mmmmm. Then, for dinner. Chicken Saltimbocca with fettuccine tossed in a white wine butter sauce. Yeah, I will definitely be kicking you for awhile after that mom. Way to think that one through,haha. That's some rich stuff! I could get used to this. Here's a thought. I get all this awesome food while I am cooking here in the "oven", and then once I am born, baby food. Seriously, c'mon. I have acquired sophisticated tastes here guys, I can't go to baby food and milk. This is going to be tuff. You guys better get some gourmet baby food or something. Maybe I will shoot a call to my Grandpa Al, see if he can do something about this. Heard he got a new phone.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot. My furniture has come in. Yeah, the store called me yesterday mom. They said come and pick it up. Nice, can't wait. I picked it out, it's sweet. Yeah, let's put it over in the corner. Make sure not to mess with my Feng Shuey, shway...whatever, you know what I mean. This is exciting, my room is just about complete. I have a great crib, changing table, dresser, Ipod, and a killer paint job. Man, I gotta wait four more weeks.

Woah, ok mom. Well, I gotta go guys. Happy Holidays to all my friends, family, and to-be-born buddies. Time to watch Christmas Vacation...gotta love Chevy, hilarious. Peace.

My home...so far

So, people are wondering what it's like in my current room. It's not that bad actually. Temperature is pretty constant, cozy, and I get rocked a lot...nice. Although the view isn't that great, don't have any windows or anything. But, I do have this constant state of hot yoga going on, its great, don’t get me wrong, I am a limber dude. Oh yes, I am a boy. I can see it. Don’t say I hope it’s a boy, I hope the nurse saw it right. That’s insulting, you’ll see. Woah, hold on! What’s this? Oh yeah…jeez, it’s my knee. Yup, right in the face. Awesome, I love my knee. Well, I think it’s my knee, can’t really see in here that great. Kinda dark! Would it kill you guys to turn a light on. I have eyes and they work. I know, last time you shined a light in here I gave you the bird. Well, you caught me off guard. I was contemplating nursery colors, outfits, turbos vs. superchargers, stuff like that. A guy needs time to think. Speaking of thinking. I was thinking I might need a bigger room. Yeah, I know I am small, but I need room for stuff. I just have been so cramped for so long, I am going to need to stretch out ya know. I mean this room is not bad. It’s cozy and quaint. Plus I am always hanging out with mom too.

Oh yeah, and another thing. Really, why am I upside down. You know what that does to my peripheral circulation, none the less my complexion. Great…red in the face…again. I was thinking maybe you stand on your head a bit so I can feel my legs again. Think about it, just running ideas. I have lots of them. Hey hey, what is this. Woah freakin out. Hey hand how are you? Where do these things come from. I’m telling you, something new everyday. Speaking of new, how’s my kicks lately there mom? I have been practicing…a lot!!!

O.k. people, according to my calendar, I got like a little over a month left in here. Now that my mouth is developed I feel the need to speak. So, what do I do…I get a twitter, facebook, and blog account, I’m no slouch. Sup Gino, nice pic! I would have gone with a beach pic too. My blackberry said it’s been really cold out lately. Speaking of that…don’t tell the rents I got a blackberry. Don’t want to upset them off before I’m born ya know.

So, why am I doing this. Well, couple reasons.

One, I saw this commercial of a baby talking on a phone and selling stocks, HILARIOUS! I’ve you tubed them all. Shankapottomas…kills me! Oh yeah, and the one with the girl that keeps calling him. LMAO. “can I hit you back girl? Dirty girl” haha. LOVE IT. Iehd dsih sie. Oops, sorry. Fingers are still developing, had them on the wrong keys. Anyways, I figured I would have to one up that…hey, I am like negative years or months old. Live from the womb… now that’s style.

Two, got nothing else to do most of the time. I mean yeah I watch some sportscenter, check the weather, play the market…but this is fun.

Three, I have a lot of people who want to keep up with me. C’mon, who wouldn’t right! I figure this is a good way to pass the time and keep everyone up to date on my progress. I can post pictures, blogs, artwork, complex engineering modules, silly faces…the sky’s the limit here guys. Well, mom’s sternum, but you feel me. BOOM, the kids got jokes.

Well, I am exhausted. Check back later, as I will keep you all updated on my journey… “doooonnnnn’ttttt stop believing”!! (that’s for you mom, know it’s one of your favorite songs).