Hola! How's it going? Just thought I would throw in some Spanish. My pops and I are learning a couple languages. You know it's not a bad thing to speak a couple languages. Plus, my parents love Mexican food, so that just opens up all kinds of options. Yup, you can call me multilingual bambino. I can't really speak yet, but I can listen. I can cry in many different forms to get my point across. Mom and dad are picking up on this...finally right. Jeeez, i'm like 7 weeks old or something. I'm also speaking through sign language. Well, not technical sign language, but through body movements. I just get these wicked bubbles in my stomach area, you know by the duodenum...man they hurt too. I don't like them, they make me REALLY mad. Usually a big grunt makes them go away, but they sure make me cranky. My dad calls it gas. First off, it's called fuel Dad, not gas, all racers know that. Second of all, why would I have fuel in my stomach making me cranky. It doesn't make any sense. Haha, I got you guys. Just kidding, I know what he means. Yes, many infants suffer from intestinal discomfort from time to time based upon there particular diet. Woah, impressed I know this and can use big words? Really, that impresses you...Hello, I'm an infant who has been writing to you since I was in the womb, from a blackberry, and who has a portfolio, understands the stock market, and is learning multiple languages...really! huh, okay.
Anyways, what's been going on in the life of El Tanner. Well, I have been taking a lot of walks, well rides in a stroller. I love my stroller (BOB) by the way, what a smooth machine with unprecedented off road capabilities...and easy to fold. That was my stroller plug, yeah, contractually obligated to plug my sponsors. Yeah, we go to a park behind the house and take some trails. It's fun, I really like getting out and taking in some fresh air. It's actually been nice lately. No snow here and slightly warmer temperatures. Well, the no snow thing isn't that great, cause we could use the moisture...oh wow, I sound like a Colorado-ian already. SO, back to the park. Lots of new sounds and smells and people. Even some other babies out there too. Thought it was my park, but I guess we share it or something, not sure on that yet. Although I saw some cute ladies running the other day...what, I can't look? C'mon, I am a guy. I did wave and pass pleasantries, I'm not a caveman you know.
Well, not much else going on. Just getting bigger every day. Not walking yet I'm sad to report. I did roll over a couple weeks ago. Kinda cool. I have been pretty fussy lately and probably make my parents want to smash there heads against a brick wall sometimes...but hey, that's parenting. Am I right! :-) It's all good. Ok, I am getting hungry and need to get there attention. Hope all is well with you guys. Adios mis amigos!
Mucho Amor,
Tanner
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