
Ok, what's the deal with this "tummy time" charade? To be honest, it's not that fun. Then everyone keeps saying c'mon roll over. You roll over! It's hard and makes me very cranky. Well, sometimes it looks like I enjoy it, but that's just for mom and dad's benefit. I know you guys are trying to make me stronger. Why don't you buy me a baby bowflex or a gym membership. That way and I can work on the guns and bat my baby blues at the ladies all at the same time. Sounds good to me. I mean there just has to be better ways. I sleep on my back...maybe I like it. I will roll over when I want to. Maybe I just don't want to do it now, I bet I could, just not feelin it. Woah, I am sounding kinda feisty huh? My B, just got back from being outside, holy cow it's hot. Kinda like Florida...minus the beach, humidity, elvation, and old people! Haha, old people. Old people are like, what, 1yr and over to me. Hey, I am four months old as of Tuesday. Yup, big boooyy! Or at least that's what daddy says to me all the time.
So, like I mentioned, it's hot!! At least it's not stoopid windy too. Man, wind blows! :-) jokes. I'm tellin ya, if it's going to stay hot like this much longer, I am going to have to put my birthday suit on and hang out! :-) jokes...again. Anyways, I could roll around in the ol' diaper. I'm a baby, and a boy at that, little boys love being half to fully naked. It's just a guy thing ladies, what can I tell ya. Man code!
Well, what to do today. Fix the irrigation system...eh, later. Pull weeds, no thanks. Explain the theory of relativity...eh, boring. NAP...yes, that sounds perfect to me. Then maybe a bit of lunch after that with some play time. Eh hum, not tummy time! Don't make me chew on you! ;-) Alright, my battery is dying on the BB, gotta go. Later Gators!
Mr. T