Adjusting to this

Well, I think I might be getting the hang of this. This...as in eating, sleeping, diaper destroying, fussing...you know, the lot. Hey, I am a baby, this is what I do. Although, wanting to sleep all the time isn't helping my social life. I mean, I have people to talk to, blogs to update, sportscenter to catch up...jeez, where do I find the time. Keeping the blackberry hid from the parents all the time is getting tuff to do. These people are constantly picking me up and holding me, woah. I mean it's like nothing for them to come in and strip me down, clean me up and dress me back. Where's the privacy? Almost got busted just last night. I was checking some scores and dad came in to pick me up. Good thing it was dark and I was able to hide it under the snoopy sheets and between super soft snugly smelling super sweet blanket. Yeah, I rambled a bit there, but this blanket is AWESOME! Woah, I lose focus pretty easy here. Just the other day I thought I saw my hand...and then it disappeared, and the next thing you know I am asleep. What happened? Anyways, couple close calls.

Don't worry, I don't sleep all the time. I did get to catch up on my winter Xgames yesterday. Totally rad. What these dudes and do with a snowboard is killer. I picked up a couple pointers and tips. Tried to explain the difference between a back side rodeo twist and a front side rodeo twist to dad...but he wasn't getting it. "How do you not see the difference?" It's used to identify the direction of rotation of a spin. Heelllloooo! Don't worry, he'll pick it up. It was still cool to watch. Probably want to keep this on the down low from moms guys. I don't want her worrying about me.

What else what else. Oh yeah, Grandpa is coming in a couple of days. Yes! I'm ready. Got a couple cool outfits set aside for when he gets here. Hey, I dress to impress. Just a little something for the ladies. Ahhh...c'mon, what do you expect, I'm a bundle of cute, I can't help it.

Oh yeah, the boring stuff. Yes, I am eating great, getting sleep, having all the right type of diapers. Had a doctor's appointment yesterday and everything went well. My weight is ok, but I could try and eat a little more. Guess I am not at my fighting weight or something. All systems go! Got to write this stuff, the family always wants to know how I am doing. Actually it's kinda cool to be this popular.

Did you hear that, someones coming. I don't have a wet diaper and I'm not crying...must be grandma coming to hold me. Gotta go. Talk later.

Love,
Little T

My Name is Tanner

Hi, my name is Tanner. Tanner Marlin Wilt to be official. I like long sleeps while being held, as much food as I can get, and classical music so far. Hey, I feel like a new person after FINALLY having a name. I feel like I need to introduce myself again. I must admit, I am a little surprised it's not Tebow! haha. The way mom was talking I wasn't sure. So, thanks for all the suggestions for names. A lot of you must think I am pretty cool if you thought I should be named after you...Mike, Greg, Nick, Nate...but hey, I have to be own man right?

WOW, what a change this is. Not going to lie, this is kind of a lot of work. Mom and Dad keep waking me up to eat. Diaper changes are nice, feels much better. Although I am pretty cranky when they change me. It's cold, what do you expect! Other than that, everything is pretty good.

Well, last night was my first night home. Hey, my room is really cool, I definitely approve guys. However, last night was kind of rough. I was pretty unhappy most of the time. Man it's hard to know whether I am hungry, need changing, or just tired. Half the time it's all of the about. Jeez guys, we need to work on our communication. Yeah, I can't talk, but pick up on the cries there rents, they are all different. I know what I want, why can't you figure it out quicker. Man, this is going to be a learning experience for all. I have a lot to teach mom and dad, hopefully they pay close attention and take notes. They look like a smart bunch, well mom at least. Just kidding pops. At least you put the diaper on the right end. I mean hey, that's a start right?

I am getting excited to meet the rest of my grandparents. My grandpa Schweer is coming next week, can't wait. We are going to hang out, talk Florida football, and exchange recipes. Well, based off the only meals I have ate, probably won't be giving him any recipes. :-) Oh man, all this attention. I love it. So much fun. Well, it's time for a sleep. Talk to ya guys later.

adios amigos,
Tanner

p.s.-still trying to figure out who Layla and Kali are.

First day

Quick note. WOW! That was an experience. Well, I am officially here. I arrived into this world at 6:13pm MST. Oh yeah, I was 7lbs 13oz and 21.5 inches long. Not too bad huh? Man, this place is way different than what I used to. For one, I am breathing air. It's kinda like the movie Abyss. You know, when they have to breathe that purple watery stuff and then, BOOM, they are breathing air! Yeah, that kinda describes it. Except the part where they squeezed my head and body through you know where.

So to all the good stuff. Dad says everybody wants to know how I am doing. I am perfectly healthy and doing great. I cry when I should, probably freak you guys out if I talked just yet huh. Got the poops going. Ok, side note. Why does this make everybody happy. Ummm. Strange. "Hey, here's a present for you."...and they take it. I guess there is a lot to learn out here.

I am sleeping well. Man I am exhausted, all these strange people touching and poking me, c'mon , give a guy a break. Man, did you not miss what I just went through? Try being happy after that! I don't think so buddy.

Mom is doing great, what a champ. I got a big noogan here. She was very tuff. She is getting some rest and recovery. What a beautiful lady, glad we could finally meet. Dad is pretty cool too! He is like a big heater when he holds me. Well, I have places to be and people that want to keep poking and touching me...and honestly, I am wiped out. Much much more to come. Talk to you guys later.

-bbw, soon to be...

Update

Hey guys, how's it going? Me? Doing well, thanks. Things are picking up around here for sure. I hear lots of commotion and talk of getting everything ready. Wow, all this for me, nice, I feel very grateful. I don't know what else they have to do though, but supposedly there is some things left. I can hear my dad in the garage making lots of noise. I heard a couple sanders, a compound slide miter saw, and a Dremel 4000...oh yeah, I know my power tools, look at my uncle Dan! haha, my uncle is a tool...just kidding there big guy. Just checking to see if you are paying attention, have to throw in a couple of jokes. C'mon, I'm a Wilt. Please, that was easy guessing those tools. Try guessing what grit of sandpaper he is using from the womb, now that's a challenge. Well at least all my Gator stuff is washed and ready to go!!!

Yup, Grandma Schweer is here too. She got in the other day, nice to have her here to help my ma and pa. Speaking of arrivals, I actually know when I will be here. Well, I am already here, but like REALLY here, on the outside. Yup, it's going to be the Monday the 25th! That's if I don't decide to "pop" out earlier. They have decided to induce me on Monday. I guess everyone really wants to see me. Yeah, I get it, I mean...I am one handsome cool dude. Don't worry, I am healthy, nothing is wrong, just ready to come out. Plus, I would imagine reception is a bit less sporadic outside my little hot yoga room. I will definitely keep everyone updated for sure. Trust me, I am sure I will have a lot to talk about. Lots of new experiences and people to officially meet. Yeah, I know many of you from Facebook and photos on the ol' blackberry, but we shall meet in person soon. Plus, I think my battery is low on the phone, not really any good places to plug it in.

Also, I have to meet the Grandparents, I mean jeez, they have sent me a lot of stuff...I think I am going to really like these guys. I hear grandparents are notorious for spoiling there grand kids. Sweet, count me in on that. Well y'all...yes I said y'all. Don't hate on the south. Yes you, Gino and Lael, I know you caught that. Don't judge me! haha. Alright I see a nap and some sportscenter in my future. Have a great day......y'all!

See ya soon,
BBW

E.T.A?

So, I am looking at less than a week left in here. Although I have heard that it's kind of up to me. Hmmmm, when, when, when??? Look at me, already in control of my life, making decision, being my own man. How about that! Let me check my schedule here. What do I have going on? College football is over, kinda boring in the sports world. March Madness starts in a few months...that's probably too late. Superbowl in February, not really an NFL fan. Baseball is a ways off too. Dillemas dillemas huh.

I already have some friends that have beat me out! That's cool. I will just have to make my own entrance....well, exit. Better out than in right...ok, sorry. Anyways. Oh yeah, my grandma Schweer is coming out here. Sweet. She will be a big help. Mom said that Kali and Layla love having her here. I wonder why, still haven't figured those two out yet. I think that I will definitely wait until my grandma gets here. I'm getting big here guys.

I know dad still wants to get some snowboarding in before i'm born, but mom is getting uncomfortable. What to do? Alright dad, throw in some cool toys and I will hold off for a bit and give ya a day or two to get up. Don't tell mom, don't want to piss off mom. Everybody knows better than that! I mean she gets cranky with me sometimes when I kick...hello, what do you expect. I am dealing with limited space here mom.

Hmmmmm, the other thing I am considering is when do I want my birthday to be. This is big stuff. I mean, i'm pretty sure it will be in January (yes mom, I know, I get it...your ready), but what day? Don't really have a favorite number. My great grandmother's brithday was the other day. Not sure when. You know what...I think I will just start to knock when it gets too cramped in here.

Later later,

-BBW

Kali and Layla

Alright, I’m pretty sure there are other people living in our house. I heard my parents talking to this Layla and Kali. I don’t know who they are, but man, Layla is ALWAYS in trouble. I hear them yelling at her and chasing her…what’s her problem. She seems to be kind of a spaz. This is what I hear… “Layla get off that, Layla stop eating that, Layla don’t knock that over, Layla you are such a pig.” Crazy huh? Plus, I think they sleep on the floor. Haha, how weird is that?? I think they have beds, but still, the floor. Not my style. Kali seems to be pretty cool. I don’t hear her getting in trouble too much. Think she has a little bladder thing going on though. I hear them tell her not to pee on the carpet.

Ok, time out. Who pees on the carpet when you have guests?

I mean, what is she… a dog? Get real. She also seems to be outside a lot. She must really like the outdoors. I mean, REALLY likes the outdoors. Seriously, what can you do for that long in a backyard. Yeah, there’s a couple trees, some grass, a fence… I don’t get it. I hear she chases squirrels. Huh, not really a squirrel fan myself so probably can’t argue with that one. Well, I am anxious to meet these two none the less. Wonder if they will have their own rooms too?

So, things are going well for me. Keeping up my routine, staying fit and growing. The doctor is taking pictures of me once a week. Yeah, I noticed. I know how to throw down the cute routine. Rubbing the eyes, yawning, stretching. This kids made for the camera. Alright, I'm streaming the Gator/Vanderbilt basketball game here, getting good, gotta go. Talk soon.

Love ya,
BBW

Who am I?

What's up everyone? Getting close here. Hey, I want to say congrats to my buddy Keaton who popped out yesterday. Man, I thought I was going to win that race...oh well. Guess we probably shouldn't be racing...yet. Yeah, we can race once we are both out. Glad he is healthy.

Oh man, I almost forgot. No name yet. Seriously…you guys suck. Let me name myself. Captain Awesome?? I like it. Diesel…not bad. Hmmm, Tebow. Yeah, of course I am a Gator, you kiddin me. Those who aren’t wish they were. :-) You saw the game! SO, I hear mom saying this name a lot. Check this out, I even heard her whisper one time when dad wasn’t around that she is going to call me Tebow anyways. Woah, easy killer. Let me be my own person here. I mean, I’m going to probably take the Heisman all three years. Yeah, I said three. Let’s be honest, who stays for their senior year. GO PRO. Oh look at me, i’m an idiot, I stayed the whole time instead of making millions. Not hating on you Tebow, it’s cool. Just saying. I mean my dad is a gear head something fierce, we NEED fast cars! Got to get the money somehow. It's in our blood.

Of subject, kind of. I was thinking that we should install a car lift in the garage. Wait, my room's upstairs...hhmmm. Ok, change of plans. We need to dig a basement, so the lift can raise. There we go! That way we can work on cars much easier. Muscle cars...no ricers! No Greg, it's not a redneck thing and yes I know pops owns a Honda...but that's different. That's a truck, not a car. I have some thoughts on a couple project cars here. Been following a few online...send ya the link dad, check it out. I might even throw a post here about "how to break down and rebuild a 5.0L V8 HO motor over the weekend," stay tuned!

Alright, back to the name thing. Yeah I know you want to meet me and it’s got to be the perfect name. I get it. But throw some options at me here. Let me crunch some numbers. I’ve downloaded some name apps, yes dad, only the free ones, (rolling eyes). Maximus, Leonitius, Arnold…i’m not the only thing floating around in here, I have ideas. There’s a lot going on inn…..oh sorry faded out for a second. Thought I heard someone knocking. Expecting a package.

So, I know you guys have a couple options...and probably a couple options that dad wants that mom said NO WAY to. That's cool. I'm looking forward to it. Hang in there mom, not much longer. I know that I am making you uncomfortable. But I am growing big and strong, you should see the guns on this guy! BOOM! haha. Alright, time for a swim...well, I seem to be swimming all the time. Man, am I gonna be kinda pruney when I come out. Anyways, talk to ya later guys.

Much Love,
BBW

My Mom

Hey guys. Happy New Year to everybody. I had a pretty low key night. Surprised, I know. I'm probably not old enough to party hard though. Give me 18 years or so, then it's on! Well, big news. Gators won the sugar bowl!!! Of course, no doubt in my mind. I mean c'mon, what do you expect. These are the big boys your playing here. But, congrats to Cincinnati on a good season. It's nice to have some different teams in the mix. Doesn't happen very much...wonder why. Maybe a playoff system should happen. Ok, that's another topic on another day! Just want to throw a shout out to The Gators, Tim Tebow, all the seniors and Urban Meyer. Good job guys. You will be missed Charlie Strong.

So I have had some people ask me to post some pictures of my mommy. I sent some emails, pulled some strings and here they are. She looks great huh! 37 weeks guys. We are getting close. I know my grandparents are excited to say the least. Oh yeah, the strangest thing happened to me the other day. I like dropped, as "they" call it. Yeah, I'm upside down, still, and now further down. So, my head is kind of in her pelvis I guess. Man, this is weird. I let mom know my frustration by kicking her bladder. Dude, she does not like that, let me tell you. She keeps giving me these talks. "Stop pushing on my bladder little man!" Hey, just having some fun. And another thing. Notice how she called me little man. For one, don't call a man little, not a good thing. Second, what's my name? Still...no name. Huh, you guys need to get on this ok. I know you have some ideas, but let's get a couple solid ideas. More to come on this subject, trust me.

Well, not much else going on. I heard my parents talking about a car seat. I think they are trying to figure out how to put in the cars. Good idea, figure that out now, I don't want to be sitting there in the cold while you yahoos try to get it in. Knowing dad he would probably pull out some duct tape and rope and tie me in. haha. Just kidding pops. I heard I have a really cool car seat, can't wait to see it. I'm going to need a little steering wheel attached to my car seat. Hey, a guy can't learn too early how to drive. Am I right! Ok, gotta go. It's bowl week in college football. Lot's of games to stream to my phone. Talk to ya guys later. Oh yeah, don't be afraid to follow my on blogspot. I have some pretty cool followers already, thanks guys, I am very flattered. I think it's really cool that you guys are following me...ha, didn't know I was that interesting. See ya and go SEC teams.

Love,
BBW